I'm just another guy.. nothing special
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven